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what?If a girl wants you to go down on her and your only hang up is that she’s on her period, you are a stupid brat. Do you have any idea how many precious nutrients are contained in a single mouthful of uterine blood and endometrial pieces? She is doing you a favor by letting you ingest her discarded proteins and vitamins. You should be thanking her. Be polite.
Yeah
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do you ever just lay in bed, look at the ceiling and think
“Wow I really need to get laid”
I JUST WANT TO BE ABLE TO GET NICE TATTOOS AND TRAVEL AND GO TO LOADS OF CONCERTS AND MEET NEW PEOPLE AND VISIT AMAZING PLACES AND COSY COFFEE SHOPS AND ADOPT CUTE PUPPIES AND SLEEP IN THE BACK OF A TRUCK WITH A PLETHORA OF BLANKETS AND STAR GAZE AND TAKE PICTURES OF NICE THINGS AND JUST NOT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING
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iconic.
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a4 size poster for printing out and sticking to yr fridge freezer, yr bedroom walls, around town, the dog, your grandmother etc. more to follow :)
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Please someone send me the video version of this via YT or something. I want to know why that just happened lool
He kicked the shit out of her
DAMN!!!!
ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!
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